THIS KID IS CRAZY BWAHAHAHAH

a boy made some wishes and said it to his parents for Christmas he hopes it would come true.His parents hoped it didn't. Why you ask? this is what he wishes for:

1. TO BE A WIZARD
2. HOPED FOR DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD
3. FOR A PUPPY WITH 70 EYES(cuz he loves this number)
4. TO BE STUCK TO A WALL(yea i don't know why o.O)
5. TO MEET A REAL DRAGON
6. TO KNOW HOW TO USE TOILET PAPER
7. FOR EVERYONE IN THE WORLD TO BE PUPPIES WITH 70 EYES
8. FOR EVERYONE TO HAVE TERRIBLE HORRIFYING LUCK
9. TO BE HIT BY A CANNON
10. FOR COUNT VON DRACULA TO BE VEGETARIAN

actually this person is in a hospital for brain infection said to be caused by zombies.weird guy.