good times to play dead

1. when getting eaten by a bear(possibility of being alive 1%)
2. being beat up by gangsters(at least you are alive without a hand/foot/head)
3. trapped in an aquarium full of piranhas
4. when people left you at mars cuz you're annoying
5. people want to cook you
6. when you're getting a new license(cuz the car will explode before you even start the engine)
7. getting a toy cannon(the thing is real so, you will end up in the hospital) 

 YEA THIS IS ALL CRAZY.MWAHAHAHAHAHAH.